#Power rangers dino squad tv#

Seriously, you could make a career out of explaining whatвЂ™s wrong with this showвЂ™s science. Moynihan knows about VelociвЂ™s plan to turn back the clock, but tells the kids she broke things off with him because вЂњbrute force lost out to reasonвЂ¦and love.вЂќ This is really something to worry about because global warming allowed him to perfect the вЂњprimordial oozeвЂќ that mutated the kids. Guess there are little bio genetics companies too.

#Power rangers dino squad tv#

You know youвЂ™re watching a TV show because the kids know VelociвЂ™s a civic leader and owns that big bio genetics company out in Boston. Did you know this show aired with the prized E/I brand? Then again, so did Winx Club and Ace Lightning. Over the millennia they mutated to the point where they could shape shift into humans. Except two velociraptors who hid out in a cave, that is. She tells them about how an asteroid hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs. ThatвЂ™s gonna sound even stupider in a minute.

During their dressing down their dino-parts keep popping out and Moynihan decides to tell them her life story. And they stopped to save a dog from a shark, but evidently thatвЂ™s no excuse in this class. Next day in class Moynihan tells them they failed the assignment because they didnвЂ™t work as a team. Which is what heвЂ™s actually supposed to be, remember. Fiona wants to go save it (thereвЂ™s a shark out there but they donвЂ™t know that til Caruso sees it and freaks out), but Rodger protests вЂњI hate it when sand gets in my underwear.вЂќ Which is probably less of a risk if you go swimming, genius. A dog grabs his jacket and swims out into the water. The effeminate prissy guy whoвЂ™d be the closet homosexual if this show was aimed at an older demographic.Д¬aruso tries to get out of work by giving Max some research on marine life he already did (actually the menu of a sushi place, ha ha) and shows off his magical disappearing/reappearing shoes. HeвЂ™s the minority guy and the super smart guy rolled into one.Д¬aruso. And so it's not too stereotypical she's also into things like motorcycles and y'know speed in general. The fact that he assigns the other kids to find animals and identify them while giving himself the job of writing down their findings indicates heвЂ™s kind of a jagoff.ДЇiona weвЂ™ve met. If you guessed that means heвЂ™ll get the power to change into a T-rex give yourself a cookie.

Or series.ДЄcross town a blood red helicopter with a row of jagged dinosaur teeth on the front lands on top of a skyscraper.

The kids in the audience werenвЂ™t there to hear this heavy-handed parable for the importance of teamwork, though, and itвЂ™s not like it wonвЂ™t be constantly drilled into their skulls for the rest of the episode. You might be thinking that film was so short there was no point in showing it all, and youвЂ™re probably right, seeing as Moynihan says this is what they were going over in class the day before. Gee, could they be going somewhere with this?

The teacher, one Miss Moynihan, then shows a 25-second film about how animals tend to form groups for safety and the good of the many. How longвЂ™s it been since the episode started? About six hours? This sends the entire classroom into uproarious laughter. When the girl, Fiona, protests thatвЂ™s only two and fails to lob the apple into a garbage can, the teacher finishes up with littering. To give you a sense of this showвЂ™s humor the teacher says she broke three rules to get to class in the nick of time: no skating, no food in class (youвЂ™d think sheвЂ™d at least be glad itвЂ™s an apple).